1. |
Hateage
02:02
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HATEAGE
(words/music: T Parks)
I woke up this morning and thought about you
At a time you would have been by my side, but that is through
And I am happier now that I am in a better place
But I realize I'm just replacing the love we had with hate
But I held on to what we were for far too long
And being sentimental makes me bitter that you're fucking gone
I'm starting to hate you, baby
Yeah, yeah
I woke up this morning and hated you
For all the shit you said to me and put me through
And I am happier now, but not immune from blame
The truth is that we both fucked up and you chose to walk away
And I held on to what we were for far too long
And being sentimental makes me wish that you were fucking wrong
I'm starting to hate you, baby
Yeah, yeah
We had some good times, but they're all fucking gone.
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2. |
Hunchback Mountain
01:47
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HUNCHBACK MOUNTAIN
(words: Kenny, T Parks. music: Kenny)
Well I was drunk and I was desperate and a little depressed
And I thought that she was beautiful, I must confess
But I awoke the next morning, saw the hair on her lip
And when she got out of bed, her face was in her tits
Her back had an arch like a camel or a troll
I tried to escape, but I had nowhere to go
I vomited a litte as I left her behind
And she's been following me for quite some time
I was so desperate that I'm sleeping with a hunchback
Should've worn a condon when I'm sleeping with a hunchback
Could've bought a hooker, but I'm sleeping with a hunchback
Now she's after me
A few months later, I came home from work
And the hunchbacked woman left note on my door
It said, "Honey, please call me 'cause my period's late"
And I thought it was a trap, but I called her anyway
I guess she wasn't joking, there's a baby on the way
I wanted an abortion, but she'd picked out several names
I've been secretly planning just to push her down the stairs
She's having my baby and I'm having nightmares
I was so desperate that I'm sleeping with a hunchback
Should've worn a condon when I'm sleeping with a hunchback
Could've bought a hooker, but I'm sleeping with a hunchback
Now she's after me
I'm having hunchback babies with a hunchback lady
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3. |
Kelly's Kapowski
02:33
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KELLY'S KAPOWSKI
(words/music: T Parks)
When I was younger I watched too much TV
And I fell in love with the faces on the screen
And honestly, at that age, it was superficial love
But that was my first dealing with a crush
In love with Kelly Kapowski
Yeah, she's for me
In love with Kelly Kapowski
Yeah, in my dreams
Lisa's eye for fashion never got her very far with me
But little miss Kapowski was so sweet
And I'm afraid that Jessie Spano was never my cup of tea
But maybe Friday Kelly will be free
In love with Kelly Kapowski
Yeah, she's for me
In love with Kelly Kapowski
Yeah, in my dreams
And none of the other girls at Bayside ever did much for me
But I'll see Miss Kapowski in my dreams
And I'll never see another girl the way I looked at her back then
I was just a boy, it was innocent
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4. |
The Girl Behind The Deli
01:24
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THE GIRL BEHIND THE DELI
(words/music: T Parks)
Fell in love at a deli today
The girl behind the counter took my breath away
Shot me a smile, and it stole my heart
She had me going there, right from the start
But I couldn't bring myself to say a word
Cause I'm a coward when it comes to her
I start to stutter when she's nearby
I can barely look her in the eye
And I wonder if she knows
That she's playing with my heart
And I wonder if it shows
That I have been in love with her right from the start
I've been going there twice a week
Me and that girl, we sill don't speak
Maybe someday I'll get up the nerve
To tell her how I really feel about her
But I sure can't bring myself to say a word
Cause I'm a coward when it comes to her
I start to stutter when she's nearby
I can barely look her in the eye
And I wonder if she knows
That she's playing with my heart
And I wonder if it shows
That I have been in love with her right from the start
Wanna hold her, wanna hold her tight
Wanna make her, wanna make her mine
Wanna hold her, wanna hold her tight
Wanna make her, wanna make her mine
And altough I never will
She'll always be my deli girl
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5. |
Molly
01:42
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MOLLY
(words: Kenny/T Parks. music: T Parks)
Got her start in number four
The first in a career of horror
Michael was the first to stalk her
Chris caught on when she was older
Saw that show on ABC
obsessed about his fantasy
Now Danielle is on the run
Cause Christopher Small has got a giant gun
Suddenly the shape doesn't seem so scary
Haddonfield seems more like Mayberry
Call Dr. Loomis if you can
You're face to face with your number one fan
A shotgun and a teddy bear
Exposes her to real fear
Now what's a girl supposed to do
When Loomis can't rescue you?
Molly, my dear, please stay with me
My heart is true, why can't you see?
The bear's for you, the gun's for me
Now help fulfill my fantasy, yeah
Suddenly the shape doesn't seem so scary
Haddonfield seems more like Mayberry
Call Dr. Loomis if you can
You're face to face with your number one fan
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PAYING FOR DRUGS IN CHANGE
(words: T Parks. music: Kenny)
The rain beats down on the city streets, and I've
Woah-oo-oh-oh
Got nowhere to go
I hate this town and the fucking heat, but I
Woah-oo-oh-oh
I'm stuck in this hole
My head is ringing cause I didn't sleep, and I
Woah-oo-oh-oh
I told her, "Go home."
She kept me up cause she was yelling at me, and I
Woah-oo-oh-oh
I'm such an asshole
She said something, but I don't know if I really give a fuck
(second verse is same as the first)
Another day on the city streets, I've got
Nowhere to go
I'm out copping drugs and I'm paying in change, and it's
Woah-oo-oh-oh
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this song was written by the Ramones.
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8. |
Ego Ruina
02:16
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EGO RUINA
(words/music: T Parks)
Come on and live a little
Cause no one gives a shit if we die
And subtle self destruction
Is all I've got to remind me i'm alive
I need someone to cling to
Cause heaven knows I'm sick of myself
So how about it, baby?
Climb aboard and we'll go halfway to hell
Just let me die a little by your side tonight
So light a cigarette, inhale deep
And close those bright eyes
Cause life is at its best
When you're prepared to leave it all behind
Forget your problems with me
And we'll laugh at the obituaries
Come on girl, start tonight
And put aside your relentless worries
Come on and die a little by my side tonight
We're both getting older
We've both got burdens to shoulder
So come with me, forget those things
Lets have a night of debauchery
Come on, it's now or never
Stop being coy and clever
And turn off your brain - forget the pain
Let's save tonight to be wreckless and insane
Just let me die a little by your side tonight
Come on and die a little by my side tonight
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9. |
Never Was
00:56
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NEVER WAS
(words/music: T Parks)
Could've been
Anything that I wanted to be
I guess I wanted to be a failure
I squandered opportunities and pissed away my dreams
Some may say I could've been, but I'm a never was and a never will be
Could've been
Anything that I wanted to be
I guess I wanted to be a failure
I squandered opportunies and pissed away my youth
Some may say I could've been, but I'm a never was and that's the fucking truth
Could've been
Anything that I wanted to be
I guess I wanted to be a failure
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10. |
Shitage
01:56
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SHITAGE
(words/music: Sam Evans)
Now that I am not alone
I start to wonder why
Why I still want to die
Cause you are here with me
To this very day
To make sure I can see
Everything's gonna be okay
But everything I do just turns to shit
If I knew you wouldn't have been there
I'd have killed myself right then
I sink into depression
All over again
My brain is sadly wasted
My heart is sadly cracked
You weren't strong enough to face it
And now you'll never come back
Cause everything I do just turns to shit
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11. |
No Bed For The Wicked
01:02
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NO BED FOR THE WICKED
(words/music: T Parks)
I'm losing sleep
Cause I don't have a bed
I'm a grown man without a bed, yeah
And I don't miss her
But I sure miss her bed
I miss sleeping in her bed, yeah
Grown man without a bed
I've been sleeping on this couch for months on end
Grown man without a bed
Every now and then I try the floor instead, yeah
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12. |
Wasted
01:41
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WASTED
(words/music: Saaam)
My intestines are rotten and my lungs are dying
But nobody knows why I'm crying
Maybe it's because I'm all alone
So I sit right down in my favorite lonely chair
And into the world, I give a blank stare
Now I know that I'm alone
I'm dead to you
You're dead to me
Nothing left but wasted memories
And from this town I decide to leave
Because there's nothing here that I need
And no one needs me just the same
Deep in my soul, there's a heart felt shudder
I shun the world cause I'm nobody's lover
Wasting time all on my own
I'm dead to you
You're dead to me
Nothing left but wasted memories
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13. |
Teenage Kicks
03:19
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this song was written by the Undertones.
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