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Hunchback Mountain

from Robopop by Al Bundie's Army

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HUNCHBACK MOUNTAIN
(words: Kenny, T Parks. music: Kenny)

Well I was drunk and I was desperate and a little depressed
And I thought that she was beautiful, I must confess
But I awoke the next morning, saw the hair on her lip
And when she got out of bed, her face was in her tits

Her back had an arch like a camel or a troll
I tried to escape, but I had nowhere to go
I vomited a litte as I left her behind
And she's been following me for quite some time

I was so desperate that I'm sleeping with a hunchback
Should've worn a condon when I'm sleeping with a hunchback
Could've bought a hooker, but I'm sleeping with a hunchback
Now she's after me

A few months later, I came home from work
And the hunchbacked woman left note on my door
It said, "Honey, please call me 'cause my period's late"
And I thought it was a trap, but I called her anyway

I guess she wasn't joking, there's a baby on the way
I wanted an abortion, but she'd picked out several names
I've been secretly planning just to push her down the stairs
She's having my baby and I'm having nightmares

I was so desperate that I'm sleeping with a hunchback
Should've worn a condon when I'm sleeping with a hunchback
Could've bought a hooker, but I'm sleeping with a hunchback
Now she's after me

I'm having hunchback babies with a hunchback lady

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from Robopop, released July 29, 2011

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